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📜 THE BRRR DOCTRINE — readme.txt _ ☐ ✕
In times of economic hardship, the Federal Reserve shall,
by divine mandate of Chairman Powell, activate the
MONEY PRINTER until such time as it goes
BRRRRRRRR.
So it was written. So it shall be printed.
So it was written. So it shall be printed.
GAZE UPON HIM. The Chairman. The Printer-in-Chief.
His tears fuel the machine. His quantitative easing is eternal.
(we love u jpow)
(we love u jpow)
🖨 ORDER UR OWN PRINTER STICKER $4.20
🖼 THE MEME WALL — contents of c:\memes\powell\ _ ☐ ✕
♡ super_saiyan_powell_FINAL_FINAL_v3.jpg ♡
brrr_sticker.png
"we're tightening" (lies)
♫ podium_cash_cannon.gif
blood_sacrifices_to_capital.jpg
mpgb_sticker_irl.png
daily_choice.jpg
the_printing_ceremony.gif
bitcoin_vs_centralbank.jpg
NOOOO_wojak_FED.jpg
fbi_vs_printer.jpg
gonna_need_a_bigger_chopper.gif
lagarde_ECB_edition.jpg
haha_money_printer_go_brrrr.jpg
📖 THE LORE — /biz/ thread #69420 _ ☐ ✕
Anonymous 03/23/20(Mon)14:20:04 No.69420420
> be fed chair
> economy collapsing
> nobody know what 2 do
> walk into basement
> dust off printer
> press "PRINT"
> printer goes BRRRRRRRRRRRR
> markets recover
> collect paycheck
this is literally the easiest job I have ever had in my life
>> 69420421: based
>> 69420422: kekw checked
>> 69420423: NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PRINT MONEY
>> 69420424: haha money printer go brrrrr
🎬 bonus_feature_presentation.mpg — double feature _ ☐ ✕
❓ F.A.Q. — frequently.asked.questions.doc _ ☐ ✕
Q: But won't printing infinite money cause... y'know, inflation?
A: haha money printer go brrrrr
A: haha money printer go brrrrr
Q: What about the dollar's reserve currency status?
A: haha money printer go brrrrr
A: haha money printer go brrrrr
Q: Are you worried about Modern Monetary Theory's impact on long-run intertemporal equilibria and the natural rate of interest?
A: haha money printer go brrrrr
A: haha money printer go brrrrr
Q: Surely this has consequences for wage-price spirals and—
A: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
A: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
🔴 THE SACRED BUTTON — DO NOT PRESS (pls press it) _ ☐ ✕
💵 MONEY PRINTED: $0
Every click = $1,000,000,000 printed. Inflation is transitory. Trust me bro.
🖨 $BRRR ON PRINTR.MONEY — PROOF-OF-BELIEF STAKING _ ☐ ✕
☆ NOW LAUNCHED ON PRINTR.MONEY ☆
The meme is now the machine. $BRRR deployed on
PRINTR.MONEY w/ the world's first PROOF OF BELIEF™
staking protocol. The longer + harder u believe, the bigger ur multiplier, the louder the printer goes
B-R-R-R-R-R.
ur staking rewards ARE the money printer. BRRRRR = $$$ directly into ur wallet. it is known.
ur staking rewards ARE the money printer. BRRRRR = $$$ directly into ur wallet. it is known.
BRRR_CALC.EXE
v4.20
1K100,00010M
7d90 days4 yrs
nocoiner7 / 10 — diamond handscult
let it rip, full brrr
MULTIPLIER ×1.00
APR 69%
▓▓ PRINTR.MONEY MAINNET ▓▓
+1,234 $BRRR / DAY
BRRRRRRRRR
year_1 —
term total —
powell tears —
★ BELIEVER TIERS — bigger bag + longer lock = bigger BRRR ★
NOCOINER
×1.0
≥ 1K $BRRR
7-day lock
7-day lock
WOJAK
×2.5
≥ 50K $BRRR
90-day lock
90-day lock
DIAMOND HANDS
×5.0
≥ 500K $BRRR
1-yr lock
1-yr lock
J-POW CULTIST
×10.0
≥ 5M $BRRR
4-yr lock
4-yr lock
★ HOW PROOF-OF-BELIEF WORKS (trust me bro edition) ★
1
DEPOSIT UR BAG
Hand ur $BRRR to the Sacred Vault™ on printr.money. The printer acknowledges ur sacrifice.
2
SET BELIEF LOCK
Longer lock = more conviction = fatter multiplier. The vault scores u on diamond-hand-ness on-chain.
3
THE PRINTER GOES BRRR
Every block, freshly-printed $BRRR auto-deposits into ur wallet. This is not yield. This is BRRR.
* not financial advice · staking returns in freshly printed $BRRR · inflation is transitory · DYOR · may cause hyperbelief *
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SIGNED BY J.P.
ONLY 4,200 LEFT
PAYABLE IN FRESHLY PRINTED USD
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📗 GUESTBOOK — sign it or the printer stops _ ☐ ✕
Anon42: first post :^) brrrrrrrrrrr
satoshi_rip: you know what to do. stack sats.
zoomer_keynes: my rent doubled but stonks up so feeling blessed 🙏
boomer_vol: in my day we had SAVINGS accounts
🚁pilot_powell🚁: just checkin in. all good. keep printing.
bond_vigilante_1979: you kids are cooked
NOOOOOOANON: NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PRINT-
mod: @NOOOOOOANON banned. take it to r/economics.
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